So forum, I came up with this in the middle of class, but it is really funny!
(Kaldur is fighting the Mantas with Tula. Garth swims towards them.)
(Tula sees a Manta behind him aiming his gun.)
Tula: Garth, look out!
(She swims towards him and pushes Garth out of the way. She gets hit instead!)
(Everyone swims towards an injured Tula, including Mera and Prince Orm.)
Mera: My lord, Tula!
Orm: What do we do?
Kaldur: No Tula! Why couldn't it have been Garth!?!
(Everyone stares at him.)
Garth: Wow Kaldur!
(Tula wakes up.)
Tula: Really dude, what the f**k!
Orm: You d**k faced mother f**ker!
Mera: Get out of here, go to the surface world, don't even come back!
(Kaldur swims away from the battle.)
Kaldur: Yeesh! I was just saying what was on my mind!